Wednesday, September 14, 2011


Last Night, Logan Healy:
-Filled my home furnishing with water
-Measured the square footage of my room
-Gave a kitten Guantamo Bay style fan-wind torture
-Made kittens into Double Deckers
-Tried to go through my trash

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

logan healy makes small talk about his bed sores at parties.

Sunday, November 8, 2009


Logan Healy, aka The Man Who Threw Up On Himself Twice In One Week, brought used ham hocks to my house after promising a great present and left them in my bedroom while I was trying to recover from illness.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wears shorts made for children

logan healy's shorts have an elastic waistband. this is fact. they do not have a button or a zipper.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Two Things

Not only does Logan Healy have no sympathy for the plight of polar bears, he actually hopes they become exinct.

Also, Logan is incredulous as to the International House of Pancakes' ability to serve breakfast all day.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Angers Bartenders

Logan Healy refuses to put his beer on a napkin.