Works 1-3 in the Logan Is a Butt Pavement Series

Monday

Last Night, Logan Healy:
-Filled my home furnishing with water
-Measured the square footage of my room
-Gave a kitten Guantamo Bay style fan-wind torture
-Made kittens into Double Deckers
-Tried to go through my trash

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logan healy makes small talk about his bed sores at parties.

Gross

Logan Healy, aka The Man Who Threw Up On Himself Twice In One Week, brought used ham hocks to my house after promising a great present and left them in my bedroom while I was trying to recover from illness.

Wears shorts made for children

logan healy's shorts have an elastic waistband. this is fact. they do not have a button or a zipper.

Two Things

Not only does Logan Healy have no sympathy for the plight of polar bears, he actually hopes they become exinct.

Also, Logan is incredulous as to the International House of Pancakes' ability to serve breakfast all day.

Angers Bartenders

Logan Healy refuses to put his beer on a napkin.